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Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Kim and Kanye Pick a Name or a Direction

What's Your Baby Name
OMG! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finally revealed their baby's name to the general public. Wait for it; her name is North West. Is that a name or direction?  Maybe, that's one better than baby, Blue Ivy from the singer Beyonce.

Kanye and Kim have you never heard Johnny Cash's song, Sue? This is where the Man in Black sings about fighting his entire life because of the name that his father gave him. That name was Sue and it kept him alive, because he had to fight. He sings, when I have a son, I'm going to name him Bill or George, anything but Sue.

Will Kanye and Kim name their future children, South East, North East, South West? 

If you haven't heard the song, the lyrics are below.


"A Boy Named Sue"
Sung by Johnny Cash


My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name! 
 
 




Tuesday, July 26, 2011

On Death and Dying, Marriage and Divorce, Rich Woman or Poor Woman and Beauty Secrets

 Jesse James splits with girlfriend – I guess what goes around comes around in Hollywood. Didn’t Sandra Bullock just divorce him because he was found cheating on her?  What man in his right mind leaves the most beautiful and most wanted actress in Hollywood?  Guess he is a little short on brains and love and his latest girlfriend has decided to call it quits. Oh! poor, poor Jesse!  


What do Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian have in common? They both have big butts, but Jennifer Lopez never submitted to an x-ray of her butt to prove that she did not have butt implants. I’ve heard of check, chin and breast implants, but butt implants?  We should all be so lucky to have such a firm butt.  At one point, in fashion history women used skirts that protruded out from the butt so they looked like they had bigger backsides. Maybe, for Lopez and Kardashian it is that all intense workout that keeps people talking. Keep up the good work girls.

 Arnold Leaves Maria a Pauper - Arnold claims he didn’t read his divorce papers and almost leaves Maria a pauper. I don’t think she could ever be that poor. She is a Kennedy after all, and probably has more family money than Arnold. Due to the backlash and negative attention on the matter, Arnold states that he has fixed the matter and she will now get spousal support.

Amy Winehouse joins the 27 Club – this week news came that singer Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London house. She joins the rest of the singers who have died at the age of 27. They include Jim Morrison of the Doors, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, and the singer who started the Rolling Stones. Did anyone think that her drug addiction would not lead to her death?